Tagged by poopy fren

Okay...my sick and twisted fren has tagged me. I am not going to enjoy doing this but in the spirit of fellow bloggers and the fact that he could have come up with worse, i will try to be as poopy as he is...BUT i will save the visuals.

Things To Do While in Pooping Mode” by Lucillus The New Age Poop Guru

The Dropped-Down Pants.

This depends on the situationlah. If one is in pants then its a drop down. If you are stuck in one of those toilets which qualify for Ripley's believe it or not (cos of the fact that there are UFO's [unidentified FLOATING objects] surrounding you), then you might want to roll up the legs of your pants to your knees and then do the half sit while holding on to your pants, at the same time praying that you can maintain the balancing act. Sigh* if you're wearing a skirt, then it's not drop down, it's pull up (drop down panties till knee level). With one end under your chin, your forearms will have to hold on to the bunched up material as you again perform the half-sit act. If its in the comfort of your own home then most likely I would be in shorts which saves me the trouble of the darn balancing act.

This is the most disgusting and lame excuse for a toilet.

The Ceiling.

Due the fact that I have to always maintain the balancing act there's no chance of looking up at the ceiling. But i have this thing about looking up at the ceiling anyway or even at the top of the door especially when alone in public toilets. Why? I'm scared of what might be there. I've heard of horror stories where people look up at the gap at the top of the door and see some ghost or pontianak sitting there although I never figured out why such a mobile creature would ACTUALLY choose to be in a stinky poo place when it can be anywhere else it wishes to. So yeah I rarely look up. Even at home, i just look at my feet or the floor. 'Nuf said

The small top window.

This....like i said i don't look up that often to notice things like things. Okay i notice it but it has no impact to me. The best reason i can think of is just for ventilation purposes. Can you imagine being stuck in a toilet with a potpourri of fragrances courtesy of the 100 odd people who just expelled stuff from their guts? Phew! There would be a risk of walking out of the toilet smelling LIKE the toilet. Eeeeewwwww! You would be a walking eau de TOILET! Or it's just to make lives of pervie peeping toms easier.

The low end of the cubicle.

This is the area I am most familliar with. The gap is good for watching if anyone is in the next cubicle. And yes, in the toilets at my work place you sometimes can get a glimpse of your neighbour's foot. So i take extra precaution to make sure my feet are kept in the middle.

There are lots of other things related to toilet manners. You might want to add these to your book Lucillus...

1) Do majority of people wash their hands?

2) Do you flush before you pull up your pants or after?

3) What is the most disgusting act to take place at the sink?

Ms. S and I have some stories of the toilets at Uni. Remember how we used to sneak out of class to the toilets to have a fag? We used to use the disabled-friendly toilet because it was spacious. the best part was how we would stop talking everytime we heard the main door open. Once we thought the cleaners came in to wash the toilets and we kinda freaked out. We thought about the look they would have on their faces if we walked out of the cubicle together. hehehe

So there you go my sick fren. I'm not going to tag anyone else just because very few people have access to my blog.

Luxurious life....

Last Monday-
I fell sick.

Last Tuesday-

Was stuck in the assessment center feeling like i could die

Last Wednesday-

Took MC. But i went out at night because it was B's birthday and his colleagues were taking him to this new place (for us at least). So J and I tagged along. Unfortunately, we never really made it to the dance floor cos J realised (just as we found a table) that she left her phone in the car (or so we thought). So she and I went back to get it. But, apparently it was lost. That really put her off. I mean all the numbers and pictures were all in the phone. Sigh* so we decided to head home and fetch B later. On the way home, L calls and he's at W. J wanted to see him so we went there. Sl and his frens were there too. We just hung out and laughed and laughed as usual. Sl and L were trying to make J laugh and were seriously making fools out of themselves just so she would laugh. And it worked. So sweetlah they. Anyway we lepaked till it was time to go home. By then it was raining so heavily that half the place was wet and we were getting wet from the sprays. J had this brilliant idea of dancing in the rain but i was sick and no i wouldn't have done it anyway. Not there at least. B joins us as we were about to leave the place.We have supper then head home to J's place.

Last Thursday-

We go for lunch and then hang out at IKEA for a bit. I saw this really cute bedside table which I so want to get. But me being quite thrifty I decided to sleep on the idea for a bit. Head off to J's place and I leave for my aunty's place. Today was the day we were picking the names for our Christmas get-together this year. Every year our family (immediate and extended maternal family) draw names for the gift exchange. This brilliant idea was the brainchild of my aunt who is the world's best event manager. It was beginning to be a financial burden on us due to the ever expanding family of ours. Well I'm exaggerating but for the young un's it is a burden. And not that they mention itlah but since we have started working, it's almost expected that we should get them pressies. So I'm all for this idea of one gift exchange. But by default we all have to get gifts for my nephew, niece and my youngest sister.

So anyways, I'm there and we chill for a bit. Just hanging around doing nothing. My niece is absolutely adorable so I was entertaining her. Then of course the ever famous question of who I'm dating and when I will be getting hitched came up. My ex ex boyfriend's name was brought up of course. I finally let them have it.

Me: "He's got a girlfriend alreadylah..."

Aunty 1: "What? The bloody bugger. Wait till I see him next."

Me: "It's about time actually."

Aunty 2: "Too much ah he?"

Me: [Confused]

Aunty 2: "Never mind girl, I'm praying for you everyday that you will find a nice man who will look after you well."

Me: "Why? You don't want me to remain happy is it?" [giggles]

Aunty 2: "Nolah cannot say like that. You WILL find someone."

Me: sigh* "Not lookinglah...too busy to spend time with myself."

After dinner we left for home.

Last Friday-

Still felt too crappy to go to work so I just rested at home. My mum and sis' went back to my aunty's place. I rested the whole day. So nice, I had the whole house to myself.

Last Saturday-

Went in to the office cos i needed to finish some stuff. My fren R was in town and he won a stay in a 5-star hotel. It was a suite. So four of us - R, J, Jc and moi was spending the nite there. We were a bit like jakuns at firstlah cos' the suite just looked so posh. We began taking pictures as usual. Jc brought 12 big bottles of beer and there we had a bottle of Grant's courtesy of B who finally did not show up. We began drinking early...happy hourlah konon. They went and had a swim. I sat and watched cos it was the time of the month. After that we got ready for dinner and walked across the street to an Indian restaurant cos we felt like having 'Indian'. It almost felt as if we were somewhere else and not in the middle of KL. After dinner we played the drinking game and did some dance routines. We actually had so much fun. Was damn nicelah.

Last Sunday-

Jc and R went for the breakfast while J and I slept in. We woke up after their breakfast and watched 'Knocked up'. Then we got ready to leave the hotel. Sigh* one nite of luxury....the room cost RM 2369 a nite. So it really was almost like a once in a lifetime thing. The most expensive hotel room I have stayed in cost RM 650 and that was for work purposes.

Anyways we said goodbye to our room and headed over to get J's phone. Had lunch and went over to Jc's house. She is going to move to a new place soon. The house was really nice. It was huge and they got it for a good price. After that we went back to J's place and L was there. We got ready and went for dinner. I as usual stayed back. Had A&W for dinner and came back to J's place to watch Russell Peters. L and I were laughing like idiots. hehehe.

So that was the fabulous weekend I had although for most parts I felt quick crappy. My running nose and cough were quite bad.

Today I have a bad toothache. Took some meds from J. Met her for a bit when I went for client meeting.

Got to get back to worklah....Sigh* been staying till very late these few days. Want to head home early today.

The Bedroom where 4 of us bunked in

The fantastic bathroom

The view from our room

Guess whose feet? =)

Till then....ciao the mow