Drunken Mistresses!!!

It was suppose to be our weekly Friday nite out after work. Grab a beer, chill and just talk. But with the latest project taking so much of everyone's time, I packed up and left the office. On the way to fetch P, S calls and asks me to join them for a drink. So i told them to come to Bangsar as i was already making my way there. P changes her mind and decides to go home, she was feeling tired, or was it just a ploy to avoid meeting my colleagues?? Hmm....anyways, i drop her off at her place and go on to meet Sue and S. They were already there by the time i arrived and had ordered a pitcher of beer as it was still happy hour. I think we started at 7pm. Oh btw, my abstainance from ciggies lasted a whole day....wow!! ok i know, seems like my pride levels ahave gone down this year. Well at least i could manage something!!!

So we drink, and drink and drink. One thing i have to mention, i cannot drink beer as it causes me to pee a whole lot more (hey i have a small bladder!!) and i get terrible hangovers even if its just one glass. But for the sake of drinking, i drink and we order more beer. In fact it seems like our table is never empty....Then R (S's other half) joins us. i always enjoy R's company. He makes me laugh non stop(not that thats a hard thing to do). So we sit and discuss things like sex and penis sizes and Sue's friends. The conversations got juicier by the minute as more malt and hop got into our bloodstreams. R met a friend and brought her over to join our table. She was big and had tattoos on her back. Somehow she looked so familiar, but i just couldn't place her. so she comes and talks to us for a while and takes her leave after a while. Apparently she is an International School Teacher. hmmm....

At about 1 am. we realise that we are starving. So we order some nachos (which were fantastic btw) and we stuff our faces with the cheesy stuff. Sue even has a burger, and she doesn't eat. seriously!!By the time we decide to call it a nite, Sue was red in the face and i thought i was fine. the bill came up to 6oo bucks! Damn! R was buzy with his friends inside the bar and left S outside but i really had to leave. So i did and i only realised i was fucking sloshed wen i started driving.

There was a police roadblock around the corner and i forced myself to look okay and smile at the officer who smiled back and let me through. After that the journey was havoc, i can't remember anything. I have no idea how i got home that nite as i was literally driving with one eye on the road. I have this thing when i have too much to drink, i can fall asleep anywhere. So i was kinda worried about doing just that, falling asleep at the wheel. I finally reach my place and try to park the car. The mere thought of climbing up five flights of stairs caused me to feel nauseous. I threw open my car door and threw up. God i retched till my stomach burned... Then i decide to have 40 winks just to regain myself. The 40 winks turned into 4 hours and when i woke up, my engine was still running and i was almost out of fuel. But i felt better, so i dragged myself out of the car and back home. But for once in my life i was scared shitless.

The next day was hell....literally hell, i just wanted to die. The hangover was horrible, it took me 2 days to recover, i slept like a baby and awoke in time to feel like dying. S text-ed me and apparently she threw up too.

So we come into the office today and give each other knowing looks. the things we spoke about were really embarrassing. But they both cannot remember so good for me hehehe as there was some bitching goin on that nite. =)